Big trot - Can't canter within a 2 mile stretch
Nicely started - Lunges, but we don't have enough insurance
to ride him yet
Top show horse - Won a reserve championship 5 years ago at
a show with unusually low Entries due to a hurricane
Home bred - Knows nothing despite being home-grown
Bold - Runaway
Good mover - Runaway
Athletic - Runaway
Needs intermediate rider - Runaway
Needs experienced rider - DEAD Runaway
Dead quiet - Just dead
Spirited - Psychotic
Recently vetted - Someone else found something badly wrong
with this horse
Any vet check welcome - Please pay for us to find out what
the !@#$ is wrong with him!
Big boned - Good thing this horse has mane and tail or
would be mistaken for cow
Doing courses - When tranquilized to the eyeballs and
lunged six hours straight before
Well mannered - Hasn't stepped on, bitten or kicked anyone
for a week
Professionally trained - Hasn't stepped on, bitten or
kicked anyone for a week
Started O/F - Started overfeeding because can't ride
Should mature 16 hands - Currently 13hh, dam is 14.2hh,
sire is 15hh, every horse in pedigree back 18 generations is under 15hh, but
this horse will defy his DNA and grow
To good home only - Not really for sale unless you can pay
twice what he is worth, allow current owner to tuck in beddy-bye every
night, and are willing to sign a 10 page legal document
No vices - Especially when he wears his muzzle
Light cribber - We can't afford to build any more stable
and fences for this chainsaw
No time for him - He's lucky to be fed
Excellent disposition - Never been out of his stable
Good to clip, shoe, box - Clippety clippety is the sound
his hooves make when he drags you across the yard as you try to box him
For sale due to lack of time - Rider cannot afford to spend
any more time in hospital
Well bred - Mother and father are also brother and sister
Black - Brown and/or dirty
Suitable for eventing - No brakes
Suitable for dressage - No accelerator
Suitable for anyone - Except us, we hate him
Always in ribbons - The shows we went to gave complementary
rosettes for all who entered
Always placed - The shows we went to were so small that
there were no more than 3 in each class
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